The Christpill Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Help Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

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Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4093	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoApologiesMC

acceptance, Apology, Assumptions, bullying, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, discrimination, Empathy, false accusations, grudges, high school reunion, Homophobia, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, NoApologiesMC, reconciliation, Rumors, senior year, tolerance

Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PixelPeenPalace

attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, digital communication, emotions, female perspective, Intimacy, male perspective, Men, modern dating, nudes, online dating, PixelPeenPalace, privacy, reddit, relationships, Respect, sexting, sexting culture, sexting etiquette

Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

abandons, authoritarian, Black sea, control, Corruption, Destroys, dictator, Government, Growing, leadership, luxury, oligarchy, PARANOIA, ParanoidPutinsMCServer, Politics, power, putin, russia, SECURITY, villa, wealth

come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Endless Night Skies:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive

Anime, Entertainment, Gaming, Girls, hololive, hololive girls, IDOLS, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Minecraft, online personalities, Otaku, purity, smp, still virgins, streaming, Talents, Virgins, virtual idols, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip around – like which hololive girls are still virgins! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous rumors, epic builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance (wink wink). So why wait? Join now and get in on the action before someone spills the tea!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Items Found:	2311
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0