The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5515	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

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Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
Are there any map resets?	No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
Is there a world boundary?	Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
What kind of mods are available on the server?	The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
Can I play alone or with others?	Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	804534
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

/WVD/ Minecraft SMP: Wizardry Variants Daphne General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PixelPerfect SMP: Glow-up Goals

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest transformations! Our players have the ability to change their physical appearance in-game, from growing wings and flying like a majestic dragon to turning into a blocky superhero with super strength. Who needs plastic surgery when you can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft shape-shifter? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the most fabulous pixelated creature in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyCreeper69

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Void Gems Collected:	36
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RenewableCraft: India200GW

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come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5638	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Iboga Dance Party Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	166
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

eusurvival

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EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	5834	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Divine Spears Created:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	134	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	323162	Crops Grown:	5336

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

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Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
New Chunks Explored:	562953	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.