The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	267	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SwipeCraft: No Regrets

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Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DreamCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TraitCraft

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Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Hate-Free Zone Server

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LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Star Shards Collected:	113	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

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Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	83
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Ds99eu Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Jay Nepal

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Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

Cosmetics – Customize your look with unique flair Player Tags – Stand out and express yourself Parkour – Challenge your agility and skills WorldEdit – Build faster and easier Ranks & Coins Economy – Unlock rewards and progress

Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4040
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft SMP: Mall Smell Connoisseur

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing weirder than our players is the smell of the mall that no one else can smell! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while also questioning your own sanity.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you on your toes, from the player who insists they can communicate with creepers to the one who swears they saw Herobrine lurking in the shadows.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of normal players who just want to build cool stuff and have a good time. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our mall-smelling Minecraft world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyFails

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Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical bacon-powered unicorn? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, on our server, we have a special Piggy Pilot program where pigs actually sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic porky angels. Join us and learn the hard way that pigs CAN fly (sort of).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Craftbox

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Join CraftBox, a meticulously crafted BoxPvP server offering a balanced economy and a rewarding gameplay experience. Engage in thrilling combat, strategic mining, and resource gathering as you strive to dominate the server. Our robust anti-cheat system and dedicated staff ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineSwift

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Dive into the ultimate survival challenge with our Lifesteal SMP! In this high-stakes server, every hit counts—literally. Players can steal hearts from others, making PvP battles more intense than ever. Whether you’re forging alliances or battling enemies, the unique lifesteal mechanic adds a thrilling twist to survival gameplay. Explore vast biomes, conquer dangerous dungeons, and build epic bases while always keeping an eye on your hearts.

Join our tight-knit community where strategy, skill, and cunning are your keys to victory. With regular events, active admins, and a friendly player base, there’s never a dull moment on [Your Server Name]. Are you ready to outlast and outplay? Your survival journey starts here!

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanic: Gain hearts by defeating other players! Custom Events: Participate in unique challenges and tournaments. Active Community: Join a welcoming and engaged player base. Regular Updates: New content and improvements are added frequently. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate survivor!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	993	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Secret Veggie Patch: Not Just for Veggies! LGBTQ+ Friendly, For the Long Haul, No Sneaky White Beds

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Welcome to The Garden Minecraft Server!
This is a laid-back server that has been running smoothly for over 3 years with no map resets. It features carefully curated mods, custom mobs, items, biomes, and more. The server supports high player counts and has community-made cities.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the announcement above and follow the one-click verify instructions.
Are there any map resets?	No, the server has been running for over 3 years with no map resets.
Is there a world boundary?	Yes, there is a soft world boundary that is 30,000 blocks wide. The saved area is from X15,000 Z15,000 to X-15,000 Z-15,000. Venturing outside the boundary may result in occasional world resets.
What kind of mods are available on the server?	The server features carefully curated mods that automatically install when you join. These mods include custom mobs, items, biomes, and more.
Can I play alone or with others?	Yes, you can play by yourself or with others. The server supports high player counts for large groups, and there are community-made cities you can join or start your own.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Stars – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Lazy Anons and Eepy Threads collide in a battle of epic proportions! Join us for a wild ride through the Tempus and Armis schedules, where you’ll encounter Regis Altare, the master of mining, Axel Syrios, the redstone wizard, and Gavis Bettel, the king of crafting.

But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.

On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.