LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE A TETRIS TREATMENT SESSION FOR YO BRAIN! JOIN AND SAY BYE-BYE TO PTSD, YO! ONE SESSION AND YOU BE FEELIN’ FINE FOR WEEKS, EVEN MONTHS! COME ON, BUILD YO BLOCKS AND HEAL YO MIND, IT’S A NO-BRAINER, LITERALLY!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Secret Passages Found: 8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • “Ravencraft: Where semi, but not vanilla, with SMP, dynmap, and Java is the only way to play Minecraft at 18+”.

    “Ravencraft: Where semi, but not vanilla, with SMP, dynmap, and Java is the only way to play Minecraft at 18+”.

    Ravencraft Server Overview

    Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

    Server Address mc.ravensburg.org
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    Gallery Click here

    About Us

    • New map for 1.21
    • Periodic world border expansions
    • Hard difficulty
    • Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
    • Firespread is turned ON
    • Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
    • Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
    • Dynmap
    • Discord
    • LGBTQI+ friendly
    • Grown-ass adults

    We’re Looking for Players Who

    • Are 18 and over
    • Don’t use hacks or cheats
    • Are respectful of other players
    • Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

    If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

    Ravencraft Server Overview

    Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

    Server Address mc.ravensburg.org
    Rules Click here
    Gallery Click here

    About Us

    • New map for 1.21
    • Periodic world border expansions
    • Hard difficulty
    • Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
    • Firespread is turned ON
    • Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
    • Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
    • Dynmap
    • Discord
    • LGBTQI+ friendly
    • Grown-ass adults

    We’re Looking for Players Who

    • Are 18 and over
    • Don’t use hacks or cheats
    • Are respectful of other players
    • Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

    If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 210 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Touching Grass Minecraft Server

    Touching Grass Minecraft Server
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being cooped up in your dark, dingy Minecraft caves all day? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be touching grass in no time! That’s right, we have a special feature where every player gets teleported to a beautiful grassy field every hour to recharge their virtual vitamin D levels.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops diamond-encrusted eggs for you to use as weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Dog Forest, where trees are made of hot dogs and the rivers flow with ketchup.

    Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Come touch some grass and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Villages Defended: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Kwab Drade’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Kwab Drade’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Welcome to KWABDRADE, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of derpy llamas who have a knack for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what they’ll do next, but it’s guaranteed to be entertaining!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Get your groove on while dodging creepers and skeletons – it’s a real party in the mines!

    3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a sheep who’s convinced he’s a secret agent. You’ll never be bored with these wacky personalities around!

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join KWABDRADE today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SeatSnatcherCraft

    SeatSnatcherCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of high school and join a community of players who actually appreciate you! Unlike that girl in 11th grade who can’t seem to mind her own business, our server is full of friendly players who won’t try to cheat off your test answers or make fun of you behind your back.

    Join us and build your own virtual world where you can focus on what really matters – like mining for diamonds and battling mobs. Plus, we have a strict no-cheating policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone peeking at your screen while you’re trying to survive in the wilderness.

    So come on over to our server and leave the high school drama behind. Trust us, you’ll have a much better time hanging out with creepers and zombies than dealing with mean girls who can’t appreciate a good seat in class.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • IDGAFcraft

    IDGAFcraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the most chaotic and unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in! We don’t care about your feelings, your opinions, or even your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, upside-down trees, and a secret underground society of sentient potatoes plotting world domination. Who needs rules when you have pure, unadulterated chaos? So come on, join us if you dare, and leave your sanity at the door!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BlockBusters: Beirut Boom

    BlockBusters: Beirut Boom
    come join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF takes down Hezbollah! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, except we use pickaxes instead of superpowers. join us as we rid the land of evil and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. come be a hero with us and take down the bad guys like a true warrior!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8339 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Zenith MC

    Zenith MC

    Join the Ultimate Survival Experience! Server: Zenith MC IP Address: ZenithMC.mcserver.us Version: 1.21 Game Mode: Survival Multiplayer Difficulty: Normal Mods: Vanilla Gameplay (No Mods) Whitelist: OFF (Everyone Welcome!)

    Explore a community-driven, vanilla survival world! Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or redstone enthusiast, Zenith MC is the perfect place to start your next journey. Come and join us for a pure Minecraft experience with no mods—just you, your creativity, and the wild!

    Join our Discord for community events, updates, and support: Zenith MC Discord

    What are you waiting for? Jump in and be part of the adventure!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Cubywars

    Cubywars

    Welcome to CubyWars!!This server is based on the bungee server network.We offer SMP ( Classic ) and Skyblock (customed)as of right now and we will expand our network once we reach our community goal.We do offer a rank system which you can get by purchasing it on our network store or by getting it in-game.We also implemented Custom Cosmetic to make our server unique to us.There will be more stuff you can find out yourself by joining our server. Hope to see you there!!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Turnabout SMP: Where griefing is just a figment of your imagination. Age 16+ and still blaming the lag for your bad builds

    Turnabout SMP: Where griefing is just a figment of your imagination. Age 16+ and still blaming the lag for your bad builds

    Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Events We are entering a Halloween event and planning a museum.
    Inclusivity Turnabout welcomes everyone and provides a safe place to play.
    Quality of Life Addons Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more.
    Shopping and Minigames District Explore and participate in various activities.
    Mayoral Elections Players can influence the rules of the shopping and minigames district.
    Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins Protection for items and builds with rollback capabilities.
    24/7 Uptime The server is always online and ready for players.

    For more information and to join the community, visit our Discord server.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join Turnabout, you need to be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.

    2. Is there an age requirement to play on Turnabout?

    Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ server.

    3. Are there rules in the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful community. Please review the rules on our Discord server before playing.

    4. Can I participate in the events and minigames?

    Absolutely! We encourage all players to join in on the various events and activities hosted on Turnabout.

    5. How do I report a player for stealing or griefing?

    If you encounter any issues with stealing or griefing, please contact a staff member on the server or report the incident on our Discord server.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Ores Mined: 8711
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Enchantments Applied: 217
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

    CuddleCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling bad for your bros? Do you just want to cuddle with someone, kiss their face, and call them a cutie patootie? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more! Rub their tummy, rough up their hair, and embarrass them in the most hilarious ways possible. Join us for a wild ride of virtual affection and chaos! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have all the fun on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • /turnleft/ Xfinity Food City 300 Minecraft SMP

    /turnleft/ Xfinity Food City 300 Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re racing around Bristol Motor Speedway on a pig while trying to avoid creepers and zombies at every turn. But that’s not all – this SMP is so wild that it’s actually being aired on the CW Network! Can you imagine the chaos of trying to build a base while dodging Dale Jr. as he zooms past in 13th place? It’s a thrill ride like no other, so grab your antennas and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • TripToTherapy Minecraft Server

    TripToTherapy Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life like poor Irene spreading food and cat litter on your bed! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will make you forget all about spoiled kids and messy situations.

    Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, unlike dealing with John and Palm who seem to be more interested in their fancy vacations than their own daughter’s well-being. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course).

    So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a psychologist when you can just play Minecraft and build your own world without any spoiled kids ruining it? Let’s escape reality together and have a blast on our server – where the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • HomeDepotPupper

    HomeDepotPupper
    Are you tired of getting chewed out by random strangers for protecting your child from “service dogs” at Home Depot? Then come join our Minecraft server where there are no pesky canines to bother you! Our server is completely dog-free, so you can mine and build in peace without worrying about any furry interruptions.

    Join us and build your dream home without any unwanted sniffing or slobbering from uninvited service dogs. Don’t let anyone call you an asshole for protecting your child – on our server, you’re the hero! So leave the dog-friendly places behind and come join us for a dog-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew virtual construction could be so drama-free?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • EndlessCraft SMP: Sex Time Limit?

    EndlessCraft SMP: Sex Time Limit?
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us for endless fun and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs through a lava obstacle course.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sex Olympics” where players compete to see who can last the longest in a… unique endurance challenge. Will you be the last one standing or will you crumble under the pressure? Only one way to find out!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of questionable content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SodaCraftersUnited

    SodaCraftersUnited
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only soda allowed is Creeper Cola! Why, you ask? Because every time you take a sip, a creeper explodes in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be hilarious? Join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while trying to build your dream castle. Trust us, it’s a blast! Plus, rumor has it that if you drink enough Creeper Cola, you’ll gain the ability to teleport like an enderman. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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