so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Villages Defended: 17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
Enchantments Applied: 268 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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