so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Villages Defended: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Dragon Scales Harvested: 325 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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