so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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