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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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