join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas dat can do backflips and pigs dat can fly like superman. we also got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf.

our server is so lit dat even Zelensky himself plays on it while negotiating peace treaties and stuff. he said “diplomacy not at the expense of 30% of our territory, but at the expense of getting wrecked by creepers in minecraft.”

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe. plus, we have free pizza every friday and a pet ender dragon named fluffy. what more could u ask for?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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