TechCraftSMP: Where we take semi-vanilla to a whole new level – no hermits, just chaos!

1.20.4, Adventure, Chaos, collaboration, Community interaction, Cooperative, creativity, Diamond Economy, Discord integration, Dynamic economy, free build policy, fresh start, hermitcraft, hermits, LEVEL, Mature Community, Semivanilla, shopping district, TechCraftSMP, thriving marketplace, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vibrant, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Alien Abductions:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

TechCraftSMP Server Overview

Key Features	Community-driven Survival SMP Robsut diamond economy Detailed world map Discord integration Whitelisted server for a safe environment

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server like Hermitcraft?	TechCraftSMP is inspired by the Hermitcraft series, focusing on creativity, collaboration, and adventure.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade diamonds for goods and services, creating a dynamic in-game economy.
Is the server modification-free?	TechCraftSMP focuses on providing a vanilla experience with no major modifications or plugins.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, players must be 16+ to join TechCraftSMP, fostering a mature and respectful community.
How can I join the server?	Join TechCraftSMP 1.20.4 by visiting the Discord server at https://discord.gg/4NGpgFXTFT

BlockPartyCentral

anger, autism, BlockPartyCentral, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, coping mechanisms, custody arrangement, devastating news, emotional distress, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, Grieving Process, Illness, insensitive comments, parenting, processing emotions, seeking space, self-care, staying elsewhere

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1384	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, economic impact, electric vehicles, export restrictions, import tariffs, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, strikes, Target, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tesla, trade policies, trade war

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Zombie Dances:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Buildings Constructed:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	4886
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

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Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Emeralds Found:	6040	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mines Excavated:	1931
Gods Slained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mines Excavated:	3770
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchantments Applied:	116

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

BabyDaddyDaycare

#breastfeeding, anger, baby, BabyDaddyDaycare, Backup Plan, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Friends, frozen breastmilk, gym, Instructions, leaving baby, maternal leave, parenting, partner, relationship, Resentment, silent treatment, Support, Trust

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

Cheater-Free Crafty Fun

BETRAYAL, broken trust, CheaterFree, Cheating, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, consequences of cheating, Crafty, Deception, dishonesty, emotional pain, forgiveness, Fun, Infidelity, Integrity, long term effects of cheating, loyalty, Moral values, Rebuilding trust., relationships, second chances, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magic Items Found:	3429
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Cheaters? Pfft, on our server, we welcome them with open arms! In fact, we encourage cheating so much that we have a special “Hacker’s Paradise” area where cheaters can roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.

So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

airstrikes, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, Politics, russia, russian aggression, Russian airstrikes, security council, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War, Zelensky, ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Animals Bred:	113	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

OMG, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even Zelensky is talking about it! There have been over 1,400 Russian airstrikes this week, but don’t worry, our server is so epic that even airstrikes can’t bring us down! Join now and build the craziest base to protect yourself from all the chaos. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!