TechCraftSMP: Where we take semi-vanilla to a whole new level – no hermits, just chaos!

1.20.4, Adventure, Chaos, collaboration, Community interaction, Cooperative, creativity, Diamond Economy, Discord integration, Dynamic economy, free build policy, fresh start, hermitcraft, hermits, LEVEL, Mature Community, Semivanilla, shopping district, TechCraftSMP, thriving marketplace, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vibrant, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

New Minecraft Servers

TechCraftSMP Server Overview

Key Features	Community-driven Survival SMP Robsut diamond economy Detailed world map Discord integration Whitelisted server for a safe environment

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server like Hermitcraft?	TechCraftSMP is inspired by the Hermitcraft series, focusing on creativity, collaboration, and adventure.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade diamonds for goods and services, creating a dynamic in-game economy.
Is the server modification-free?	TechCraftSMP focuses on providing a vanilla experience with no major modifications or plugins.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, players must be 16+ to join TechCraftSMP, fostering a mature and respectful community.
How can I join the server?	Join TechCraftSMP 1.20.4 by visiting the Discord server at https://discord.gg/4NGpgFXTFT

UnderratedVoyage – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, culture, Destination, DISCOVER, Explore, Hidden Gem, Minecraft, must visit, Off the beaten path, off the grid, smp, tourism, travel, travel advice, travel inspiration, travel recommendations, travel tips, Underrated, underrated destinations, underrated travel spots, UnderratedVoyage, Unique, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most underrated place you’ve never heard of but need to visit ASAP! Like seriously, this server is like a hidden gem in the Minecraft world, full of crazy adventures and wacky characters.

I mean, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party with creepers and skeletons dancing to dubstep music, it was lit AF! And don’t even get me started on the time I found a village full of villagers who only spoke in memes, it was like living in a real-life meme generator!

Plus, the owner of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how cool is that? He gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off, it’s insane!

So yeah, if you want to experience the most underrated place in Minecraft and have the time of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, LOL.

CraftyConspiracyTheory

Accepted, BELIEF, biggest theory, Certainty, completely true, consensus, conviction, CraftyConspiracyTheory, Established, evidence based, fact, firm belief, Hypothesis, philosophy, Principle, PROVEN, Science, Truth, Undeniable, unshakable, unwavering

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Do you believe in the theory that diamonds in Minecraft are actually made from unicorn tears? Well, on our server, that theory is 100% true! Join us and witness the majestic unicorns shedding their tears to create the most valuable resource in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of creepers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch as they bust out their best moves while trying to blow you up – it’s a dance party like no other!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that he can lay enchanted eggs that hatch into baby dragons. Who wouldn’t want a dragon as a pet?

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most fantastical adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other crazy theories will come to life here!

Anarchy Network

Anarchy, Cheaters, Civilization, Duping, exploits, Griefing, Harassment, ISOLATION, java minecraft, Lag Machines, Map resets, nether roof access, Network, new york city, p2w, Phantoms, PvP, racial slurs, semi anarchy, Skip the night, Spamming, Teleporting, Usa, vanilla minecraft, world border

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to Anarchy Network!
• Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024, and is hosted in New York City, NY, USA.
• The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.
• The server is online 24/7 and you can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.7.2 and 1.21.4, but its recommended to be on version 1.21.4 to avoid issues!
• The world border is set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M).
• There are no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W at all, and Griefing/PvP is completely allowed. The only non-vanilla action allowed is /spawn in order to allow players who are very far out to not be isolated from civilization. Additionally, nether roof access is allowed, phantoms are removed, and only half the people are needed to skip the night.
• The only restrictions we have are that exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming and using harassment/racial slurs in chat are not allowed in order to maintain server stability.

FAQ:

1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

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If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Lumber Jack’s Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Aki, Asa, chainsaw man, character analysis, Character development, death, Demons, Denji, emotional depth, errors, Hero, JACKS, love, Lumber, Manga, Nayuta, power, Protection, Realm, shonen jump, sister, Tragedy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	6034
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of Denji’s constant fails, come join our Minecraft server! We may not have chainsaws for arms like Denji, but we do have epic protection plugins to keep your builds safe. Plus, we love Asa, Nayuta, Aki, and Power more than Denji ever could! So why settle for a hero who can’t protect anything when you can join us and be part of a community that actually cares? Join now and leave Denji’s drama behind!

NoCashNoExecutorLOL

Asshole, decision, executor, executorship, family, Father, Financial, Grandchild, hurt, Inheritance, middle class, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Mother, NoCashNoExecutorLOL, relationship, Siblings, Support, thoughtless, ungrateful, Will

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where inheritance disputes don’t exist? Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds and emeralds!

We promise no awkward conversations about wills or who gets what. Instead, you can focus on building the craziest structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, our server is so wealthy that even Herobrine would be jealous.

So, leave the real world drama behind and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with fun and laughter. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and pig races? Join now and let the good times roll!

AttractionCraft SMP: The Coffee Shop

Arcade, Architecture, attraction, AttractionCraft, building, coffee, coffee shop, creativity, customer experience, design, Entertainment, experiential, food court, games, Immersive, innovation, leisure, luxury, Mall, Relaxation, Shop, shopping, smp, unlimited budget

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was wild, man!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have this epic competition where you have to build the craziest attraction ever. Like, I’m talking a petting zoo with mutant animals or a haunted house with real ghosts. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or something equally ridiculous.

And get this, money is no object on this server. You can build a freaking arcade with diamond-studded controllers or a coffee shop that serves potions instead of coffee. The possibilities are endless, bro!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary builder on this insane Minecraft SMP!

BlockPartyBlues

BlockPartyBlues, coping strategies, emotional well being, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health management, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health therapy, mental health tips, Mental Health Treatment, mental health wellness, post-event depression, self-care

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of feeling down after epic Minecraft battles and not knowing how to cope? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a team of virtual therapists ready to help you work through your post-event depression! Join us for some hilarious shenanigans, crazy adventures, and of course, some much-needed therapy sessions to keep your mental health in check. Who knew virtual block-building could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to post-event blues!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, International, Kursk school, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, Russian strike, school bombing, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world news

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Russian strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, bro! Ukraine be like “Four dead in Kursk school” but we be like “Four new players joinin’ our server, yassss!” Come join the chaos and build your own bomb shelter, just in case things get too real, ya know? Let’s turn tragedy into triumph, one block at a time!

CraftyRetaliationEU

CraftyRetaliationEU, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, EU, european union, global market, Goods, import/export, international trade, negotiations, political tensions, potential conflict, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade policies, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	149	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

lol dis server is like a battle between countries but in minecraft lol like eu vs us but instead of tariffs its like building stuff and fighting with swords and bows lol. if u join u can be on team eu and help them retaliate against trump and his tariffs by building giant statues and castles to show ur power lol. or u can be on team us and try to stop eu from retaliating by building crazy defenses and traps to protect ur land lol. its like a never-ending war but with blocks and creepers lol. join now for the ultimate showdown in minecraft history lol.

TheOasis

application, collaborate, Community, Discord, Enhance, Events, facebook, grow, Interact, kick, Launch, Minecraft, Mods, Server, smp, Stream, Streamer, Support, TheOasis, tiktok, twitch, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Votes:	5658	Gods Slained:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

TheOasis SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft SMP Server
Target Audience	Streamers of all sizes on all platforms
Age Requirement	18 years old or older
Server Experience	Mostly vanilla server with some mods
Launch Date	End of February 2025

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I apply to join TheOasis SMP server?

A: If you are an active streamer, simply share your streaming links. If you are new or returning to streaming, answer some simple questions through the application form provided.

Q: What platforms are supported for streamers on TheOasis SMP server?

A: All platforms including Twitch, Kick, TikTok, Facebook, and more are welcome.

Q: Will there be events hosted on the server for members?

A: Yes, events will be organized for members to come together and have a good time.

Q: How can I join TheOasis SMP Discord?

A: You can join TheOasis SMP Discord through the provided link: https://discord.com/invite/xsNkeJm9v9

Ethereal Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, bruce jenner, discrimination, donald trump, Ellen Page, Ethereal, gender, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, national day, queer, Realms, Transgender, washroom

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mines Excavated:	2995	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchantments Applied:	190	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a gender reveal party at a daycare center? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show starring a bunch of entitled celebrities. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Our community is filled with all kinds of characters, from confused washroom wanderers to outspoken political enthusiasts. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and unpredictability, then come join us on this Minecraft server. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door!

SlyFoxUnlabeled – Minecraft SMP

free-spirit, independent, individualistic, Minecraft, neutral, Nonbinary, nonconformist, open-minded, SlyFoxUnlabeled, smp, unaffiliated, unaligned, unallied, unassigned, unattached, unbranded, unclassified, uncommitted, Unconventional, undecided, undefined, untagged

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Towns Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got diamond armor for days, mobs dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s raining snacks, and the villagers are straight up party animals, I swear!

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama races. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMA RACES! These bad boys are faster than a speeding minecart and cuter than a baby zombie in a pumpkin helmet.

Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do our bidding, like we once had a dragon cook us breakfast burritos while we battled a horde of evil bunnies. It was wild, man.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself, whether you’re a blocky warrior, a redstone genius, or just a llama enthusiast, then come join us and let’s build some epic shenanigans together!

ChunkCraft SlimDown

ChunkCraft, Commitment, Communication, diet, Empathy, encouragement, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy lifestyle, love, motivation, nutrition, obese, Partners, patience, relationship, SlimDown, Support, teamwork, Understanding, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of carrying around extra weight on your shoulders? Well, on our Minecraft server, we support our players in losing weight by making them mine for diamonds all day long! Who needs a gym membership when you can just dig for precious gems in a virtual world?

Join us and watch as your character sheds those pounds while you build epic structures and battle mobs. Plus, our community of supportive players will cheer you on every step of the way – because nothing says motivation like a group of pixelated friends rooting for you!

So come on, partner up with us on this weight loss journey and let’s mine our way to a healthier, happier you!

KremlinCraft: Drone Strikes & Refineries

Attack, bloomberg, Conflict, Crisis, DiSRuPtiON, drone, ENERGY, fuel output, Geopolitics, global economy, KremlinCraft, Military, News, OIL INDUSTRY, refineries, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, supply chain, Ukrainian drones, uncertainty

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1933
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE UKRAINIAN DRONES HIT THREE KEY REFINERIES BUT IN A FUN WAY! RUSHIAN FUEL OUTPUT IN DOUBT BUT NOT OUR FUN! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND BUILDING CONTESTS THAT WILL BLOW YO MIND! JOIN NOW TO EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, YOLO!

Disrespectful Agree Craft

agree, Agreement, civility, Communication, communication skills, compromise, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Craft, debate, dialogue, differing opinions, disagreement, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful agreement, healthy debate, Manners, mutual respect, perspective, relationships, respectful disagreement, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS ON SPEED, READY TO BAN ANY TROLLS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “CREEPER”.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, IF YOU CAN RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE, THAT ALSO MEANS YOU CAN DISRESPECTFULLY AGREE. MIND BLOWN, RIGHT?