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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3526 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2550 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?
So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!