Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Forget about income, sales, and VAT – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds! And let me tell you, our diamond economy is booming. You’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 68 Elemental Crystals Collected: 89
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 20

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1407 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Zombie Dances: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dimension Hops: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5581 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 429
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6841 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Falling into the Void: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Falling into the Void: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2085 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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