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DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

Aisle, aita, Asshole, Audacity, calm person, complaint, Confrontation, decision, DIY plumbing repair, dog owner, dog-friendly, DoggoCraft, harm, Lowes, part, shopping, sniffing, SPOOKED, Staff, UllBeAlright, yellow lab

Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP

acquisitions, Collectibles, Collections, curiosities, Hoarding, hobbies, humans, interests, Items, keepsakes, mementos, memorabilia, Minecraft, objects, Obsession, Passion, Pastime, possessions, reddit, RedditCollects, smp, Treasures

Do you collect diamonds like they’re going out of style? Are you a hoarder of enchanted golden apples? Do you have a secret stash of rare mob drops that would make even the most seasoned player jealous? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and become part of the most epic collection competition in Minecraft history. From building the tallest tower of dirt blocks to amassing a zoo of every single mob in the game, there’s no limit to what you can collect on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start collecting like your virtual life depends on it. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Alien Abductions:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AnnoyinglyNiceCraft

ANNOYING, annoying compliments, annoying flattery, AnnoyinglyNiceCraft, BackHanded, backhanded compliments, Compliment, Fake, fake compliments, fake praise, flattery, insincere, insincere compliments, insincere flattery, insincere praise, IRRITATING, irritating compliments

Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

Blamed, cold war, conspiracy theories, dragon’s teeth, DragonCraft, government cover-up, Intruders, investigation, Kursk, military bases, Minecraft, Mysterious Structures, Mystery, Occult symbols, paranormal activity, russia, Saboteurs, security breach, Server, strange happenings, strange phenomenon, top secret, unexplained events

hey u, yeah u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u better cuz we got a mystery goin on dat u gotta solve! sum dragon’s teeth keep poppin up in russia’s kursk and we think it’s cuz of saboteurs! but don’t worry, u can help us figger it out while buildin epic bases and fightin off creepers! join now for a chance to be a hero and save da day! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake at spawn? yeah, u heard right, free cake! so what r u waitin for? join now and let’s solve dis mystery together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GazaAidCrisisCraft

aid crisis, Conflict Resolution, DEADLINE, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, gaza, GazaAidCrisisCraft, Government, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military assistance, Négotiation, political pressure, sanctions, united states, US, weapons supply

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than US giving Israel 30 days to fix Gaza aid crisis! we got weapons, we got supply, we got it all! join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares, it’s just a game, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s build some crazy stuff and have a blast!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Aetherial Minecraft

Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

Come Explore the Unparalleled World of Our Server! Get ready for an unprecedented adventure! Our server offers an exclusive RANK system that challenges you to reach the top. Immerse yourself in nostalgia with OldPvP, while enjoying the new features in version 1.21.1. Not only that, EliteMobs adds an extra layer of challenge and fun! * MaxLv 200: Reach maximum level and prove your worth! * PvP Arena: Face other players in epic battles. * Clan: Join a community of fearless warriors and conquer new territories. * Hunguer Games: Survive, hunt and be the last one standing. Dungeons: Explore mysterious dungeons full of dangers. Story Mode: Immerse yourself in an engaging plot rich in challenges. Don’t miss your chance to be part of a vibrant community and experience epic battles, exciting adventures, and more. Join us now and start your legendary journey!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	41	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Items Found:	4601	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DrowPrison

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, diverse mines, DrowPrison, Explore, Leveling system, mine, Minecraft, Planets, Prestige, Prison, Server

DrowPrison is an exciting Minecraft server where players mine, prestige, and explore unique planets. Enjoy custom enchants, diverse mines, and an engaging leveling system!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Basketcase Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are ‘enhanced’ – plus immersive quests, jobs, and advanced enchantments!

Advanced, Adventure, Basketcase, building, Community Events, Economy, Enchantments, Enhanced, epic quests, Farming, Fishing, Immersive, influence, Jobs, Kingdom, Lore, Minecraft, Mining, Professions, PvP, Quests, Ranks, rare items, Resource Management, shop management, smp, Thriving Community, Trading, wealth

Server	URL
Java	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132

Overview:

Are you ready to immerse yourself in a world that’s more than just blocks? Whether you’re a builder, a warrior, or a farmer, Bucketry offers an experience like no other. Step into a world of adventure, creation, and community.

What Makes Bucketry Different?

Custom Quests and Ranks with Purpose
Create Powerful Gear with Unique Enchantments
Choose Your Path—Master Professions and Skills
Build and Defend Your Kingdom
Farming, Mining, and Fishing Like Never Before
Discover Hidden Treasures and Epic Loot
Create a Thriving Economy

What Will You Experience?

Community-Driven Events
Epic Quests with Real Stories
Master Your Resources, Maximize Your Time

FAQ:

Q: What makes Bucketry’s quests different?

A: Quests in Bucketry are not just side tasks. They are part of your story, providing meaningful rewards, lore, and progression through ranks.

Q: Are there custom enchantments available?

A: Yes, there are hundreds of unique enchantments for armor and weapons to fit your playstyle.

Q: Can I choose a profession?

A: Yes, you can master professions like building, fighting, farming, and fishing to unlock new potential.

Q: Can I design and expand my kingdom?

A: Yes, you can build and defend your kingdom with custom tools and command mighty creatures to help you.

Q: Are there enhanced farming, mining, and fishing systems?

A: Yes, these systems in Bucketry offer new challenges and rewards to keep you engaged.

Q: Is there a custom currency system?

A: Yes, you can manage your own shops, trade with others, and establish wealth and influence in the economy.

Begin Your Adventure Today – Bucketry Minecraft is more than just a game—it’s a world waiting for you to leave your mark. Build, explore, and challenge yourself alongside a thriving community. The possibilities are endless, and your journey starts now.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Afterlife Coping Minecraft Server

acceptance of mortality, Afterlife, agnosticism, atheism, belief systems, coping, coping mechanisms, existential crisis, existential dread, FAITH, fear of death, life purpose, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, Paradise, philosophy, Server, spirituality, uncertainty, uncertainty of the future

Are you tired of mining away in Minecraft with no end goal in sight? Join our server and rest assured that you are working towards an afterlife in paradise! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that all players will be rewarded with eternal happiness and diamond armor in the afterlife. Don’t let the uncertainty of life get you down, join us and start building your way to paradise today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Real Madrid Minecraft SMP: What did Real Madrid mean by this?

Analysis, club, controversy, discussion, Fans, football, Interpretation, Madrid, Meaning, Media, Minecraft, Players, press conference, reaction, real, real madrid, Rumors, smp, social media, speculation, sports, Statement, TEAM, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging creepers and skeletons. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of rogue llamas who have taken over the world and are now forcing players to compete in llama-themed challenges for their entertainment?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of a famous soccer player haunts our server, challenging players to intense soccer matches where the stakes are higher than ever. Will you be able to outscore the ghost and claim victory, or will you be haunted by your failures forever?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. Real Madrid may not have meant anything by it, but we sure do!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PuppyVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, dog, family, Guilt, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Pets, Project, PuppyVacayNoWay, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, sister, Support, travel, Trust, Understanding, vacation, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being the designated pet-sitter for your jet-setting sister! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated puppies and boundary-setting blocks.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of someone else’s furry friend? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a fortress of solitude to protect yourself from the demands of entitled relatives.

Our community of players will support you in standing up for yourself and saying no to pet-sitting obligations. Together, we will create a world where family members respect your time and understand that you have a life outside of doggy duty.

So come join us on this epic journey of setting boundaries and reclaiming your time! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic and empowering? Let’s build a virtual world where you can finally say “no” without feeling guilty.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP

cyber safety, cyber threats, Data Protection, data security, digital footprint, digital identity, digital privacy, image sharing, internet privacy, leaked nudes, Minecraft, NudeLeaksGoneWild, online privacy, online reputation, online safety, online security, personal information, personal photos, privacy, privacy breach, sexting, smp, social media

Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyPoundsLost

balance, Consistency, CraftyPoundsLost, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, Journey, lifestyle change, long term results, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

Business, Canned Food Maker, Economy, Food Industry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, nationalization, orders, ownership, pantry, Politics, putin, Putin administration, Putins, russia, sanctions, Seizure, Server, Trade, U.S.-Owned, united states

u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Farms Harvested:	370	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

Alliance, concern, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KraftyKoreans, Military, News, North Korea, Redstone, Reports, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, US, world affairs

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Emeralds Found:	578
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4