Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?
plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.
so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Star Shards Collected: | 134 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.
another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.
join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 3364 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).
Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 148 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
