Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 128 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.
🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.
🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!
So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!
so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!
With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 67 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!
So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
