Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 178 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 117 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?
Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 4628 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3483 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4905 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.
plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3819 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
