Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 82 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.
So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 6523 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.
For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.
so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
The server is designed for an adequate audience:
No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.
The server is constantly evolving:
The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.
Start of the journey:
The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.
Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 155 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.
2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.
3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.
4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.
5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9618 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!
So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5373 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!
So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2925 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
