lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Love Letters Sent: 19 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

    Hurricane Control Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

    Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Farms Harvested: 669 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

    Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP
    Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • GenderGigglesMC

    GenderGigglesMC
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Mines Excavated: 2260
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server

    Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Ores Mined: 4460 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • $$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

    $$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 516 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Crops Grown: 6523 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 New Chunks Explored: 681810
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ZombieStepBroBabyName

    ZombieStepBroBabyName
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of baby naming and step brother drama.

    Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!

    The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.

    Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • NoSexForSMP

    NoSexForSMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is you have to give up sex to join! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building giant statues of chickens, organizing epic llama races, and battling the Ender Dragon while riding pigs.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BandCraft: Live Show Wars

    BandCraft: Live Show Wars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is like a rock concert on steroids! Imagine if the band playing was a group of pixelated pigs jamming out to some sick beats. That’s the kind of energy you’ll find here. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing villagers, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself! So come on down and experience the most epic live show in Minecraft history. You won’t want to miss it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BankruptBlock Minecraft Server

    BankruptBlock Minecraft Server
    join this minecraft server or u will go bankrupt like those 163 firms in japan!!! we got so many players u will never have a staff shortage, unless u count all the zombies and creepers running around lol. come join us and build ur own empire before it goes bankrupt like those poor japanese companies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Runes Activated: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • NaziSaluteJailbreak

    NaziSaluteJailbreak
    so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.

    and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.

    plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.

    so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

    SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He gained fame for his Minecraft and Fortnite videos, amassing a large following of over 15 million subscribers on his YouTube channel. SSundee is known for his energetic and entertaining commentary, often collaborating with other gamers to create engaging content. He continues to be a prominent figure in the online gaming community, consistently producing content for his loyal fan base.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Asgard Server 1.3.2 Minecraft server

    Asgard Server 1.3.2 Minecraft server

    Server on version 1.3.2. This is an old version from 2012, which reminds me of the real Minecraft that I loved to play so much. It does not contain elytra, netherite, or useless building blocks that are used in 1% of cases. It has lighting bugs, mob spawners that are generated on the surface and many other nice things…)

    I invite you to share old memories with me and play together. To get on the server (whitelist installed), submit an application through a group on VK.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

    Socially Retarded Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

    Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

    So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 8695
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • The Wrong Minecraft SMP

    The Wrong Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

    But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

    So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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