lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 12
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
Potions Brewed: 164 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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