lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Servers

  • FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

    So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 34 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

    DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

    Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

    Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

    So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 423 Alien Abductions: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WildCraft73: WWF Edition

    WildCraft73: WWF Edition
    Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6544 Endless Legions Commanded: 27

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

    Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

    Description
    Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

    Overview:

    Features:

    • Waystone
    • Double Shulker Shells
    • Invis. Item Frames
    • Katters and Qraftys structure packs
    • Master Stonecutter recipes
    • More Food data pack
    • Chest/shulker previews
    • /trigger gotospawn
    • Treefeller
    • Graves

    Join Us:

    You can apply to join here.

    Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

    Discord: Join our Discord

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
    What version is the server running? 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
    What are the main features of the server? Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

    Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Dragon Scales Harvested: 491
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Dimension Hops: 15 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

    mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6057 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Crops Grown: 7134 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Runes Activated: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyLove

    CraftyLove
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

    But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

    So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TechWishCraft

    TechWishCraft
    Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3980 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HezBlock Minecraft Server

    HezBlock Minecraft Server
    omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RefereeCraft: Banned for Life

    RefereeCraft: Banned for Life
    OMG YOU GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN MORE LIT THAN THAT TURKISH FEMALE REF! SHE GOT BANNED FOR BEING IN A SEX TAPE WITH A 61 YEAR OLD REF, LIKE WHAT EVEN?! 😂 BUT ANYWAY, JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT CRAZY SH*T GOING ON TOO! WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE FAIRY GODPARENTS BUT WITH DIAMOND SWORDS! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC TOGETHER! 🤪✨🦙 #BannedButStillLit #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Farms Harvested: 722
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server

    Doki Bird’s HAHA Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a blonde thief turned bounty hunter with a heart of gold? Look no further, because we’ve got just the place for you! Join us for a server full of laughter, joy, and outrageous adventures.

    Our server is so epic that even Selen Tatsuki herself would be jealous. We’ve got hidden treasures, epic quests, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even the most elite players can’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also got Dokibird’s cover of “Drift Away” playing on loop, just to set the mood. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even try your hand at Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery – if you dare!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t be a dumb goon and fall for the bait – be a smart goon and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server

    Prisoner Personality Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prisoners are actually just being tsundere! That’s right, they may act tough on the outside, but deep down they just want to be friends and build epic structures together.

    Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious role-playing scenarios, like when the creepers try to act all menacing but end up giving you flowers instead. And don’t even get us started on the zombies who break out into spontaneous dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only give it up if you can beat them in a game of Minecraft trivia. Trust us, it’s worth it for the loot!

    So come on over and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget you’re even playing a game.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check

    Micro SD Minecraft SMP Check
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Or how about participating in epic build battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the entire Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server

    HurricaneCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making life or death decisions is just part of the game! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge, where you’ll have to convince stubborn NPCs to evacuate dangerous areas before disaster strikes.

    Embark on epic quests to save your virtual family members from impending doom, all while facing off against raging storms and convincing them that “God’s hands” won’t protect them this time.

    But beware, your siblings and friends may not always see eye to eye with your decisions, so be prepared for some intense virtual drama as you navigate through the chaos of a Cat.5 hurricane.

    Join us now and show off your persuasive skills in the face of impending danger! Who knows, you might just save the day and earn the title of ultimate Minecraft hero.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 6328
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 150 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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