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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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