lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 13
Alien Abductions: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY