Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Magic Crystals Found: 25 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 1516 Epic Battles Fought: 18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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