Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
Ores Mined: 6015 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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