Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes, including talking to a nice demure girl who turns into a pet when her boyfriend comes around. It’s like a soap opera meets Minecraft, with drama around every corner. Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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