TalentlessButCool | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

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Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Age 28 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchantments Applied:	181	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3832	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	250	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Star Shards Collected:	264	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1685	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PeyyMC

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A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

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✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	143
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Animals Bred:	151	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.