SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

Affected, affectedness, all time, artsy, BIAS, critical analysis, disagree, elitist, grandiose, highbrow entertainment, intellectual, Minecraft, Most pretentious series, ostentatious, Overrated, pretentious, pretentious TV series, self-important, smp, SMPretentiousCraft, snobbish, SOPHISTICATED, tv show

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9458
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

Eternal Resting Place 1.20.5

1.20.5, bereavement, coping, dealing with loss, death, departed loved ones, emotional pain, ETERNAL, eternal rest, final farewell, Funeral, GRIEVING, Heartache, Life after death., Loss, Memories, mourning, passing away, Place, Remembrance, rest in peace, resting, Sadness, saying goodbye

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

LOL, join our Minecraft server because we have zombies that drop diamonds when they die!

You’ll never be bored because our creepers throw parties every night and explode in rainbow colors!

The pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard bonanza up in here!

Come on in and see for yourself, but be careful of the killer bunnies – they’re cute but deadly!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

Join now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

RentALessFriendAITA

abusive parent, boarding school, cleanliness, Communication, communication breakdown, Credit, damaged property, Disappointment, Favours, friendship, Honesty, honesty in references, OBLIGATION, realtors, rental history, rental property, rental reference, RentALessFriendAITA, Struggling, Support, used

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Towns Built:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this crazy story!

Imagine living in a Minecraft world with your best friend, only to have them completely ghost you once they no longer need your cheap rent. That’s right, just like the OP’s friend in this story, you never know who might turn their back on you in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles over rental references, where you’ll have to decide if you’re willing to lie for your former friend or spill the tea on their dirty living habits. It’s a cutthroat world out there, and only the strongest survive on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of backstabbing, drama, and shady rental history, then join our server today! Who needs boring old friendships when you can have all the excitement of a soap opera right in your Minecraft world?

CraftyDan’s Warzone

Air Force, Army, Buy, CraftyDans, Danish military, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, denmark, Equipment, foreign policy, military gear, military technology, national defense, Navy, prime minister, Procurement, SECURITY, warzone, weapons

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Void Armor Forged:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military gear than denmark! our prime minister is always shouting “buy, buy, buy” because we have so much cool stuff to get! you can ride into battle on a diamond-encrusted tank or fight off creepers with a rocket launcher! our pvp battles are so intense, even herobrine would be scared to join! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

WombCraft: Gene Targeting Fun

Fun, Gene, gene targeting, Gene therapy, genetic breakthrough, genetic disorder, genetic medicine, genetic mutation, genetic research, genetic therapy, genetic treatment, infant treatment, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Motor neuron disease, neurological disorder, newborn treatment, prenatal treatment, Rare Disease, spinal cord disease, spinal Muscular Atrophy, Targeting, womb treatment, WombCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	3653	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

yo, dis server be like dat two-and-a-half-year-old girl who be defying all odds and kickin’ butt! we be treatin’ our players with love and care like dat gene-targeting drug treatin’ dat lil girl in da womb. ain’t no rare genetic disorder gonna hold us back, we be conquerin’ all dem challenges like bosses!

come join us and be part of dis epic journey where we be fightin’ against all odds and comin’ out on top! we be da first ones to offer dis kind of crazy treatment to our players, makin’ sure dey be livin’ their best Minecraft lives with no signs of any condition holdin’ dem back.

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and be part of dis epic adventure where we be defyin’ all expectations and havin’ a blast while doin’ it! ain’t nothin’ gonna stop us from havin’ da best time ever on dis server, so come on and join da fun!

SmartieSMP

active SMP community, admin interference, Builder, Community, Community Projects, enjoy the game, Explorer, hand-built structures, laid back, Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, PvP, redstone engineer, Regular Events, seasonal switches, Server, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, survival experience

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	345829
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Minecraft Survival SMP Server Overview

About the Server
We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches
We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect
Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the invitation.

Q: Is there any fee to join the server?

A: No, joining the server is completely free.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, the server encourages a friendly and cooperative community. Any disruptive behavior may result in consequences.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, androgyny, empowerment, Ethereal, fashion, Femboy, Femininity, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Haven, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, Masculinity, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Emeralds Found:	4273
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Yo, bro, if you wanna see what happens when a dude over 25 tries to be a “femboy” in Minecraft, you gotta join this server!

We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!

PhoneSnatcherRage

ambulance, Apologize.., bus, bus canceled, expensive, Forgot, Friend, heart problems, Late, medication, OFFENDED, overreact, Panic, Phone, PhoneSnatcherRage, playfull, prank, School, scream, Tears

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Votes:	5446
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Blackmail, coercion, collusion, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Dirt, donald trump, Elon, elon musk, Espionage, Government, hidden agenda., influence, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Politics, power, russia, scandal, Secrets, smp, trump

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	54857
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

activism, billionaires, corporate greed, Corruption, CraftyBillionairesGoneWild, Democracy, economic justice, Economy, Government, grassroots movements, income inequality, political reform, Politics, power dynamics, resistance, revolution, social justice, societal change, Tipping Point, Usa, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Bibas children, BlockyBibas, Conflict Resolution, family tragedy, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Mother, peace negotiations, political tensions, Red Cross, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	149002
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

collusion, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Edition, election interference, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchantments Applied:	272

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

anti inflammatory, colons, COMPOUND, digestive system, discovery, FDN, furanodienone, gastrointestinal, Ginger, GingerCraft, gut health, health, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, medical breakthrough, Mice, natural remedy, oral injections, potential treatment, receptor, research, Treats

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	1519
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Votes:	9436
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

The Eternal Region

apply today, chat games, Community, Cosmetics, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, ETERNAL, events Command, expanding world border, hats, Mature, Pet Ownership Transfers, playtime Command, quality-of-life tweaks, Region, Server, smp, Survival, survival island spawn, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Items Found:	5705
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dimension Hops:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Whitelist Only	No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community!
Expanding World Border	The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time.
Survival Island Spawn	Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn.
Quality of Life Tweaks	Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements.
Voting Rewards	Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.

What age group is the server intended for?

The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.

What rewards can I unlock by voting for the server?

By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.

Are there any special features for pets on the server?

Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.

How can I track my playtime on the server?

You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.

The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2

1.21.2, Choices, choose your poison, Choosing, Deciding, decision, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, making a choice, making a decision, making choices, Options, Pick your poison, Poison, Preference, Selecting, selection, selection process., TAVERN, TOXIC, weighing options

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!

This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.

You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.

You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.

You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!

Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

DivorceCraft – No Hugs for Bros

Boundaries, bros, brotherly love, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, divorce aftermath, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, facing consequences, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, holding grudges, hugs, learning from mistakes, moving forward, personal growth, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, sibling relationships, supporting loved ones, toxic relationships

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a redstone contraption.

Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?

Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!