KyivNightRecruiters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TrumpCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	8444	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real-world politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where Trump doesn’t exist and the only world leader you have to worry about is the almighty Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and absolutely zero political drama. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is running for president in our virtual world – now that’s a candidate we can all get behind! So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs Trump when you have diamonds?

RedSquareCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, DECLARATION, eastern europe, Feb.24, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Military, Minecraft, Misinformation, negotiations, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, RedSquareCraft, russia, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian intel, Victory, War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

come join our epic minecraft server where we declare ‘victory’ every day just like russia wants to on feb. 24! ukrainian intel says our server is the bomb diggity with crazy battles and epic loot to be won! we have secret missions where you can be a spy and infiltrate enemy bases, just like in real life! join now and be a part of the most intense minecraft experience ever! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, international relations, North America, Political, poll, public opinion, retaliatory tariffs, Support, survey, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade war, united states

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

so like, u know how canada is all nice and polite and stuff? well, turns out they’re not afraid to throw some shade at the US with some epic tariffs. it’s like a battle of the maple syrup vs the cheeseburgers, eh? come join our minecraft server where we recreate this epic showdown with our own crazy trade wars. build your own igloo fortress and defend it from hordes of american players trying to steal your poutine recipe. trust us, it’s gonna be a total hoser of a time, eh? join now and show your support for our northern neighbors, eh?

Stimulant & Opioid Escalation Craft

addiction risk, adhd symptoms, central nervous system stimulants, controlled substances, Craft, Drug Interactions, drug misuse, drug safety, escalating opioid intake, escalation, health insurance claims data, healthcare analysis, Medical research, mental health, Opioid, opioid medications, pharmaceuticals, polypharmacy, prescribed medications, prescription drugs, stimulant, substance abuse, substance use disorder, U.S patients

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Buildings Constructed:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MIX OF ADHD MEDS AND OPIOIDS, BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF ESCALATING OPIOID INTAKE… JK! BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE BUILDING COMPETITIONS WHERE THE LOSER HAS TO TAKE A SHOT OF OPIOIDS (JUST KIDDING, DON’T DO DRUGS KIDS). COME JOIN US FOR A HIGH-ENERGY, HIGH-INTENSITY MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE THAT WILL HAVE YOU FEELING LIKE YOU’RE ON A WILD ROLLERCOASTER… WITHOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS OF ACTUAL DRUGS. #MINECRAFTHIGHROLLER #LOLZYFUN

Melio

Bad Apples, Community, Coreprotect, District, Drama-free, Fabric, INCLUSIVE, Mature, MCMMO, Melio, Minecraft, Money plugins, Reset, Server, smp, Survival, Teleporting, US, Vanillatweaks, voice chat, Warps, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

About Melio Minecraft Server
We are Melio, a whitelisted survival server on Java 1.21.4 with no land-claiming or chest locks. We’ve been building this community for folks who joined in search of a mature, drama-free, and inclusive server. If that fits your description, I hope Melio can be where you end your search.

Features
– World Map & Districts: we have a live world map everyone can view, and several districts give you options to build close to other people & collaborate! – VanillaTweaks (recipes): minor additions & changes to recipes – CoreProtect: logs everyone’s actions, to catch griefers and thieves – Simple Voice Chat (optional): for in-game proximity voice chat

How to Join
Apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Filling the application form takes 5-10 minutes, and will be reviewed within the same day.
Also check out our website & handbook: https://meliosmp.com

Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Are there any plugins on the server? A: We avoid features like warps, McMMO, teleporting, money plugins, etc. We like to keep it simple and rely on a trust-based system with no chest locks or land-claims.
Q: When did the current world on Melio start? A: The world started on 21 February 2025.
Q: How is griefing and theft handled on the server? A: We use CoreProtect to log everyone’s actions and catch griefers and thieves. We enforce our rules very strictly, especially the “NO THEFT” rule.
Q: Is the server located in the US? A: Yes, the server is located in the US.
Q: How can I apply to join the server? A: You can apply through our Discord server. The application form takes 5-10 minutes to fill out and will be reviewed within the same day.
Q: What kind of players are welcome on Melio? A: Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle, you are welcome here. We aim to be an inclusive safe-space for players from all backgrounds and origins.
Q: Is voice chat available on the server? A: Yes, we have optional in-game proximity voice chat for players to use.
Q: What additional features does Melio offer? A: We have a live world map, districts for collaboration, VanillaTweaks for recipe changes, and a focus on simplicity and trust within the community.

Cringe Women’s Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, cringe, cringe behavior, cringe culture, cringe experiences, cringe moments, cringe reactions, cringe reactions from females, cringe reactions from girls, cringe reactions from ladies, cringe reactions from women, cringe reactions from womenfolk, cringe thoughts, cringe trends, cringe-worthy, Realm, Women, women opinions, women think, women’s perspective, women’s views, Womens

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6455
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Crops Grown:	9537	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Yo, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF!

We got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a good way!

Plus, the PvP action is off the charts, you’ll be wrecking noobs left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, they’ll blow your mind!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NeighborDogGone

aita, backyard breeding, breeding, contacting owners, dangerous area, dog ownership, dog trainer, ex-neighbor, missing, NeighborDogGone, neighbors dog, neutered, off-leash, Risks, Roaming, stable home, supervised, tags, unsupervised

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible neighbors and their runaway dogs? Do you want to give a furry friend a stable and loving home? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can adopt virtual pets without all the drama!

Imagine having a whole pack of dogs following you around in the game, all well-behaved and loyal. No more worrying about them running off or causing chaos in the neighborhood. Plus, you can even breed them (responsibly, of course) to create your own virtual doggy dynasty.

So come on over to our server and give these digital pups a forever home. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost dog on your doorstep one day and get to keep it without any guilt! Join now for a pawsitively good time!

ThreesomeCraft: Crafting Relationships Since 2010

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Crafting, emotional connection, experimentation, fantasies, group sex, Intimacy, Jealousy, Long-term impact, Non-monogamy, open relationships, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sexual dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, ThreesomeCraft, Threesomes, Trust

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where threesomes aren’t just for couples anymore! That’s right, on our server, you can team up with not one, not two, but THREE players to take on epic quests and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Love Triangle” mini-game, where you and two other players compete for the affections of an elusive NPC. Will you win their heart or will you be left heartbroken? The drama is real, folks!

So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle of your own!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Canada, Competition, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, Dispute, Government, headlines, Hockey, international relations, Leaders, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, pride, Rivalry, Server, social media, sports, trudeau, trump, Victory, WIN

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Potions Brewed:	131

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trudeau vs trump!!! we have so much fun and craziness, you won’t even remember who those guys are!!!

our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!

we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!

BlockyTroopWithdrawal

American soldiers, BlockyTroopWithdrawal, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european allies, foreign policy, free speech concerns, germany, global politics, government decision, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military deployment, military presence, national security, nato, political controversy, troop movements, US troop withdrawal, Vance

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉

Housework Havoc: Gender Gap Edition

division of labor, domestic responsibilities, domestic tasks, Edition, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender division, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender gap, gender imbalance, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Havoc, household chores, household duties, housework, societal expectations, time allocation, Time management, time spent, traditional roles

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where the gender gap is so small, it’s like finding a diamond in a cave full of dirt! our players are so skilled at housework, they can build a mansion in minutes and still have time to bake a cake for everyone! come join the fun and help us close the gap even more, because who needs gender roles when you can have epic minecraft skills?!

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, Ip:, Minecraft, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestige, Prison, Quests, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	589452	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Star Shards Collected:	243	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.

What makes this server different:

Become a Parolee	Leave the prison and build a farm for more money
Prestiges	Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards	Assist/protect new players and enforce rules
Quests	Complete for extra cash or special items
Gangs	Join a gang and fight with rival gangs
Swords and Potions	Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them
The grind	Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them
Prison plots	Rent a cell/plot to store items or build
Start with basic tools	Work for better gear

Ranks:

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband
SrGuard	Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQs:

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.

Can I become a Guard?

Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.

Wonderful Day Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous cheer, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous kindness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous positivity vibes, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Craft, Day, Good Vibes, happy thoughts, have a great day, Kindness, positive energy, positivity, spreading joy, Wonderful, wonderful day

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Enchantments Applied:	200
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen!

You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!

Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

NoSleepForMiracleBaby

aita, baby, Boundaries, christmas, Cozy, Familiar, family gathering, guest room, infertility, king size bed, miracle baby, NAP, NoSleepForMiracleBaby, Overnight, parents, ruined Christmas, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Struggle, Understanding

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like royalty just like OP’s nephew! Join us for epic adventures and cozy naps in our virtual guest rooms.

But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!

SigmaCraft: Manly Mine Mayhem

alpha male, Confidence, Enigmatic, independent, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, leader, lone wolf, manly, Masculinity, MAYHEM, Mysterious, nonconformist, personal growth, Philosophical, self actualization, self improvement, self-assured, self-reliant, sigma, Sigmacraft, Unconventional

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Imagine a world where every block is made of pure sigma energy, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Sigma Sword, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. But beware, the sword is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who have a taste for pixelated blood.

Need a break from adventuring? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs or challenge your friends to a game of spleef on our custom-built arena made entirely of diamond blocks. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive Sigma-themed nightclub, where the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of enchanted emeralds? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.