SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

blocks, Bonding, cherished memory, Connection, fond memory, Happiness, Heartwarming, Intimacy, joy, long term relationship, love, Nostalgia, partner, PartnerCraft, past, PRESENT, relationship, romance, shared experience, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, special moment, unforgettable

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	305
Dragon Eggs Found:	9215	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockyBrewHaHa

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3770	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest

activism, affordable, affordable housing, affordable living, blocktopia, Demand, demonstration, Housing, housing advocacy, housing affordability, housing affordability crisis, housing crisis, housing inequality, housing movement, housing policy, housing protest, housing reform, housing rights, housing rights movement, March, protest, Quest, social justice, spain

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of players march in spain to demand affordable housing… but instead of housing, we give you EPIC PIXELATED ADVENTURES! build your dream house, fight dragons, and make friends with llamas that can talk! our server is so lit, even the villagers are throwing parties every night! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Farms Harvested:	807
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AntiSocialCraft: Hazards & Highs

addiction research, addiction severity, addiction treatment, alcohol addiction, antisocial personality disorder, antisocial traits, AntiSocialCraft, Behavioral Disorders, behavioral health, co-occurring disorders, comorbidity, drug addiction, drug misuse, dual diagnosis, hazardous alcohol use, hazards, highs, mental health, mental illness, personality disorders, research findings, substance abuse, substance use disorder

omg, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got the craziest players ever! dey all got antisocial personality disorder and dey be drinkin and doin drugs like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a wild party 24/7 on dis server, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

we got players building giant statues of beer bottles and vodka shots, and some even make secret underground drug labs. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft creativity!

join now and be part of the madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! just be ready for some wild and crazy adventures with our antisocial, substance-abusing players. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Towns Built:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AwoogaMC

Adventure, AwoogaMC, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, dark caves, Economy, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sandbox, Server, Skills, Survival, SURVIVE, Ultimate, Vanilla

Get ready for the ultimate minecraft adventure! Want to survive and explore dark caves, or are you feeling creative and want to test your building skills on the creative plots?

Join now!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	8618
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Potions Brewed:	97	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

No. 925878168 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimwear available for purchase in our virtual gift shop).

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our “Parkour of Doom” course, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens and slippery ice blocks. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where mischievous players can prank unsuspecting victims with traps, tricks, and TNT explosions. Just be prepared for some retaliation!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Runes Activated:	6
Mines Excavated:	2886	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Will To Live Minecraft SMP

Binge Eating, caring about yourself, depression, doomscrolling, dopaminergic activities, group formations, Live, mental health, Minecraft, porn, Proactive, seeking opportunities, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, smp, social hierarchy, well-being, will to live

Are you tired of feeling like a depressed potato while engaging in unhealthy activities like doomscrolling and binge eating? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from yourself! Join our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and form alliances with fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll not only improve your mental health but also gain access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret portal to a realm filled with endless diamonds. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world that you have the will to live…and dominate the Minecraft universe like the boss you are!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GiftGoneWrongCraft

Assertiveness, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, canceling gifts, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, Gaslighting, gift, GiftGoneWrongCraft, Insecurity, love language, morning routine, relationship, Respect, self esteem, self worth, self-care, toxic behavior

Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than this boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called “piggly wiggly” again! Our players are always supportive and kind, no belly fat grabbing allowed here!

We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!

Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VenezuelaBadSaudiNot | Minecraft SMP

authoritarianism, Democracy, Diplomacy, double standards, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, human rights violations, Hypocrisy, international relations, interventionism, Latin America, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, regime change, sanctions, Saudi Arabia, smp, united states, Usa, Venezuela, VenezuelaBadSaudiNot

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! We’ve got players from all over the world, including Venezuela and Saudi Arabia, but don’t worry – we promise no human rights violations here (unless you count stealing diamonds from your neighbor’s chest)! Plus, rumor has it that the reason the USA sanctioned Venezuela is because they found out their president was actually a creeper in disguise. As for Saudi Arabia, well, let’s just say their ruler has a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineBurntOutCraft

Burnout, difficulty concentrating, emotional exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling hopeless, feeling irritable, feeling overwhelmed, insomnia, lack of energy, lack of motivation, loss of interest, mental exhaustion, mental health, MineBurntOutCraft, physical exhaustion, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, signs of burnout, Stress Management, work stress, work-life balance

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Do you feel like your crafting skills are as rusty as a zombie’s sword? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining for diamonds in a sea of lava, and building a castle so magnificent that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare loot, PvP battles that will test your skills against the toughest players, and even a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockBlasters: Raiding with Style

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Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Hezbollah running out of money because of Israeli bombardment! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so lit, amirite? Join us for some explosive fun and help us rebuild our virtual world after all the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a war in Minecraft? It’s like hardcore mode IRL, but way more fun. So come on, join us and let’s make some history together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magic Items Found:	1063
Crops Grown:	5982	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Cheats, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Factions, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Gaming, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, TrulyMine, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat

The owner of the server “TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Buildings Constructed:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1700
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Where mining diamonds is just as easy as finding a parking spot in a crowded mall

Apocalypse, Competition, crowded, Datapack, diamonds, Discord, dragons, EASY, finding, Gapple, Hardcore, Mall, Minecraft, Mining, multiplayer, Parking, Points, Prizes, PvE, PvP, rules, Score, Server, Skeletons, Spawn, spot, Survival, Uhc, ultrahardcore, zombies

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 272 weeks in a row.
Server Name	Gapple Minecraft Server
Minecraft Server Address	gapple.mchost.pro or 108.181.90.14:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn points

FAQ

What is the prize for winning the Sunday competition?

The current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details can be found in the Discord channel.

Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, the server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on the servers.

What is the Apocalypse DataPack on the server?

The Apocalypse DataPack includes various enhancements and challenges such as players killed by a zombie becoming a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, and more. It adds a unique twist to the gameplay.

Is there a Discord server for communication?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Big Brother vs Little Brother Minecraft Server

big, big brother, brother, brotherly advice, brotherly bond, brotherly guidance, brotherly mentorship, brotherly protection, brotherly role model, family conflict, family dynamics, little brother, love hate relationship, Minecraft, Server, sibling competition, sibling jealousy, sibling misunderstanding, sibling reconciliation, sibling relationships, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling support, tough love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate sibling rivalry between Big Brother and Little Brother! Big Brother may seem like he’s always picking on Little Brother, but it’s just tough love in disguise (or is it?). Join our server to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and heartwarming moments of brotherly love…or is it hate?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and face off against mutant zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really nice tan.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, Big Brother is always watching…but is he really? 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

America, CONSERVATIVE, current events, debate, Democracy, Democrat, dft, Diamond, donald trump, election, Farming, Government, liberal, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, News, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, TEAM, trump, Usa, Voting

Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	802576
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3