SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Void Armor Forged:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	306881
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockPartyDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Towns Built:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3734

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	103	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineTop5CatList

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	5692	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9736	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	6570	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Inner Voice Volume Boost

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RandomMC

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Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mines Excavated:	3358
Dragon Eggs Found:	3158	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Hell Sex Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Buildings Constructed:	47
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!