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CrimsonCraft

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Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Divine Spears Created:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockPartyDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineTop5CatList

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magic Items Found:	2144	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Inner Voice Volume Boost

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RandomMC

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Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	439	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hell Sex Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!