| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9167 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
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| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 3173 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 7159 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8807 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9612 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2267 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 9189 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 3053 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
donator29.gamely.pro:20736
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 2502 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 95 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Culture | Safe and toxic-free community |
| Nations | Form or join your own nation |
| Players | Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome |
| Time Zone | Mainly EST, open to all time zones |
To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.
If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.
It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.
All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1624 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 145 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 9249 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.
So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 8498 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!
But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8854 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.
And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4894 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 7916 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!
Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 8786 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 150839 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8279 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8645 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 428 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7307 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?
join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5587 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?
join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1640 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 465 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 608 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!
And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!
