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CompliCraft SMP

Affirmations, appreciation, Caring, CompliCraft, compliments, emotional validation, encouragement, Gratitude, Heartwarming, inspiring, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Positive words, smp, Support, sweet words, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting, warm-hearted, words of affirmation

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! The other day, someone told me I had the best pixelated house in the WHOLE server, like can you even believe it?! And get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine that spawns unlimited diamonds, like whaaat?! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant chicken and started attacking everyone, it was HILARIOUS! So come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures, you won’t regret it, I promise! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut 🐔💎🔥

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2126
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1748	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	110	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	88	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Zombie Dances:	6

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7293	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	647
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

FrogSMP.enderman.cloud

Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7639
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	823418	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	8901
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

Players:	103/400	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12