| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2343 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7691 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.
So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7188 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Our server features a seamless open world with adaptive weather systems, so you never know what crazy weather patterns you’ll encounter while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher claims to be all about enhancing player customization and choice, so you can deck out your character in the most outrageous cosmetics and convenience items.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, with guides to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And with our servers like NA East, Lottie and EU, Kazar, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Just remember the password – it’s 69420 for Lottie and 555444 for Kazar. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1653 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling TNT. Some say you can hear his ghostly laughter echoing through the caves at night, daring you to take on even more insane challenges.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join our server and witness the epic battle between Carol and the evil Ender Dragon, who keeps trying to steal her stash of diamond blocks. Will Carol emerge victorious, or will the Ender Dragon finally get his hands on those precious diamonds? Only time will tell!
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who just want to dance the night away. Join them for a zombie rave party like no other, complete with glowstone disco balls and creeper-shaped cocktails!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with Carol and her zombie friends. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
These servers all offer engaging gameplay experiences with their own distinct features, making them worth checking out if you enjoy the experience provided by EdgeGamers Organization.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP (1.16.5)
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8480 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?
So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6926 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.
So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
