| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 |
| Crops Grown: | 1571 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.
So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 119 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7271 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.
So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.
And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 263 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 277 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizards)!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for the craziest adventures and outrageous stories that will make you laugh until your diamond armor falls off.
Our server is equipped with the most advanced technology, like Controlnet and LoRa Training, to help you conquer the pixelated universe like a pro.
And don’t forget about our exclusive AMD GPU section, where you can unleash the power of your graphics card and witness mind-blowing graphics that will make your friends jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for some degenpasta along the way!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9711 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally!). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on special occasions.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, things can get a little…explosive. 😉
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
