| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺
imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣
come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎
who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 286 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.
Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.
Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀
Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥
And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨
So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥
Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚♂️
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Focus | Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting |
| Treasure Hunts | Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests |
| Siege Capture Points | Earn passive income by capturing siege points |
You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com
Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/
If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503
You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63
You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9966 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!
If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 533568 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
