Are you tired of having to cater to your whiny husband with a fractured ankle while also taking care of a newborn baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any interruptions, mine for diamonds without anyone complaining about their ankle, and explore vast landscapes without worrying about anyone else’s needs.

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf. Join now and say goodbye to the chaos of real life – because let’s face it, you deserve a break from all that madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Animals Bred: 136 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Emeralds Found: 8968 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

    come to our server!

    advantages:

    1) blank card

    2) donation does not solve

    3) tube survival and nothing extra

    4) responsive administration!

    5) stability

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 33

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

    Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

    >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • InternetFunMinecraftSMP

    InternetFunMinecraftSMP
    Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

    But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 254 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Block TherapyCraft

    Block TherapyCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9272
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 4182

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Emeralds Found: 1677 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Villages Defended: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 210

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Putin’s Crash Course Server

    Putin’s Crash Course Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

    Homeless Sweep Fail Craft
    so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

    plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

    if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

    so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Crops Grown: 8485 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Endless Legions Commanded: 49

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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