SummitCraft: Biden vs China | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Divine Spears Created:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magic Items Found:	4861	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5480

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Void Gems Collected:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Mines Excavated:	3345	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

clinical trials, DoubleDoseCraft, Effectiveness, health, HIV, HIV prevention, HIV transmission., immune response, immunization, infectious diseases, medical advancements, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, two-dose schedule, vaccination strategy, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, Vaccines, viral infections

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	898

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NoPlansNoNiece

3 year old, Angry, Babysitting, Call, DESPERATE, family, last Saturday, mood, Netflix, Niece, NoPlansNoNiece, Plans, refusal, Relax, selfish, sibling, sister, Upset, Urgent, work

Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Meteorites Collected:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hatewatchers United

ANNOYING, culture, different taste, dislike, Entertainment, film, hate watch, Hatewatchers, Mainstream, Media, Movie, not a fan, not for me, Opinions, Overrated, Popular, series, television, trend, tv show, United, unpopular opinion

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

arin, arin hanson, dan avidan, danny, egoraptor, funny, Game Grumps, game play, gamegrumps, gameplay, Gaming, Let’s Play, Letsplay, Minecraft, Server, Walkthrough

GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	54	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, BOUGHTER, building, Clans, Community, Conquer, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Materials, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Survival, TEAM, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Potions Brewed:	181	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Animals Bred:	110	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Void Armor Forged:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3