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HomeBoundMC – Best Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as clean as a whistle? Look no further! Our server is so squeaky clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds.

Join us and experience a world where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your mineshaft. No need to worry about secondhand smoke here, our server is 100% smoke-free (unless you count the smoke from that accidental lava spill).

We promise a family-friendly environment where your little ones can play without being exposed to any questionable activities. Unlike some other servers we know of, where even the pigs are puffing on suspicious-looking carrots.

So come on over and join us for some wholesome fun! Build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content, all without the worry of having to explain why Steve’s eyes are as red as a rose bush.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

StepSonSnubbedBDay

baby momma, birthday activities, birthday celebration, birthday plans, blended family, Chaos, Controlling, Court, family time, high conflict, invasion of privacy, iPhone, location tracking, previous marriage, privacy, privacy concerns, step-parenting, step-son, StepSonSnubbedBDay, Threats, Tracking

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you more privacy than a birthday party with a high conflict baby momma! Join us and escape the chaos of real life drama by building your own blocky paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone tracking your every move like a crazy ex with an iPhone. We value your privacy and give you the freedom to explore without someone breathing down your neck.

So come join us and celebrate your birthday without any unwanted guests following your every step. Build, mine, and craft your way to a stress-free gaming experience on our server. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft? Join now and leave the craziness behind!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Divine Spears Created:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TrendyCraftRevival

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Remember when everyone used to wear parachute pants and listen to cassette tapes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! From mullets to slap bracelets, we’ve got it all. Join us for a blast from the past and relive the glory days of questionable fashion choices and outdated technology. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret time machine hidden somewhere on the server, you can actually travel back in time and experience these trends in real life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1985!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ladies of Blocks and Pixels

Australian study, blocks, DOCTORS, elite sport, equal pay, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparity, gender inequality, Harassment, healthcare professionals, La Trobe University, ladies, pay gap, physiotherapists, pixels, professional sport, sports industry, Women, Women in sports, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment, workplace inequality

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join our server and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man!” Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. Legend has it, they became the most powerful player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and creepers…well, they’re still blowing stuff up, but at least they’re doing it with style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep on mining, my friends!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	233027	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Create and Conquer: The Silly Darius Wilds – NOT modded, Still no factions!

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Black-powder firearms, Cannons, Chunk claiming, civilisation-ending event, coin economy, Conflict system, Conquer, Create, Darius, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Routine Events, silly, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wilds, wine and cheese

Create and Conquer: The Sildaris Wilds [1.20.1]

TRAILER: https://youtu.be/STL6prqEY6M

Through the sea spray and fog, your boat draws close to the towering cliffs – these are the Sildaris Wilds, fabled lands where only the brave venture. Your old country, home and life are all gone. Now, you and your compatriots must step forth, and forge society anew from the ashes.

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server!

Airships

Cannons, Flintlocks and Muskets

Immersive gear from Epic Knights

Coin based economy, spawn vendors, and player-run shops

Chunk claiming

Built-in warfare system for dynamic geopolitics

Routine events with lucrative rewards

Sildaris is a long uninhabited continent, but now a mysterious event of civilisation-ending proportions has driven you and many others to seek refuge in these wild new lands. Bring your friends and find glory by starting a nation, band together with other travellers to work together, or strike out on your own. Create and Conquer aims to have a fair conflict system that facilitates engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can then be traded with at player-operated vendors. We also have a catalogue of event types to take place, with everything from FFA brawls, to pistol duels or airship racing!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on this server?	Yes, you can play solo or join/create a nation with other players.
Are there special events on the server?	Yes, there are routine events with rewards such as FFA brawls, pistol duels, and airship racing.
How does the economy work?	The economy is coin based, where resources are sold to spawn for coins which can be then traded with player-operated vendors.
Is combat a major aspect of the server?	Combat is a significant aspect of the server with black-powder firearms, field guns/artillery, and an aerial aspect with Immersive Airships.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4470	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mines Excavated:	1406
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2134	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	844769	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

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Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Potions Brewed:	104	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4868
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Micro Bone Zone

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so, like, u ever wonder how ur bonez grow in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got all da microscopic details u need to know bout how da tissue around u impacts ur bone development in dis crazy blocky world. join us and u’ll be buildin’ ur own skeleton empire in no time! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #Bonez4Life #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Place Yourself Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Portal Loops Escaped:	1