come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magic Items Found: 7146
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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