come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Endless Night Skies: 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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