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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 8 New Chunks Explored: 532500
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Animals Bred: 101
Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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