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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Runes Activated: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41
Rune Stones Activated: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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