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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Buildings Constructed: 43 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Gods Slained: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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