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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 174 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 6651 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 108 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!