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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 783 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 441500 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7383 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!