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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8169 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 79 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!