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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 8710 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
Animals Bred: | 27 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!