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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1237 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!